All for a good cause

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Today, I am going to an Auction. Well, it was an early start. My right-hand man Franco was in Mayfair with a cardboard carrier of Americano coffees and some croissants to go. As I had my hair in a towel and my stress head on, this was a very welcome sight! My door was wedged open with a shoe – not being auctioned off – and some burly and tasty young men were moving in and out of it. Sometimes, I almost said, “Oh, not that one,” but Franco shook his head wordlessly at me, and I had to let them go.

And then we were off to Oxford Circus! I could feel the adrenaline as we watched the crates and rails being unloaded by a team of highly organised young women. I have no idea where they came from, but they had something to do with James and his abundant knowledge of fundraiser organisers. They treated me like royalty, and I could almost taste the palpable aura of garment lust. “If you want it, you’ll have to bid on it, darling, Franco said to one young, sexy blonde pawing a limited edition Pucci silk jacket.

At ten o’clock, the doors were flung open to the public. The rows of seats were immediately filled, the edges of the warehouse flanked by assistants on the phone and other buyers. I recognised a few faces from my regular haunts (Kensington, Fulham and Chelsea) – a few gave me the thumbs up. My beautician was right at the front with her life savings to bid on one of my pink fur coats.

There was an expectant buzz, and then Franco introduced the cause, and then… me! I was waved to the front to say a few words, and my mouth went dry, but I managed it. And after deafening applause, it began…

Money, running into tens, hundreds and thousands, flew across that warehouse. A pair of strappy Jimmy Choos from SS07 went for £900 within the first ten minutes. Scraps of silk, lace, satin and feathers exchanged hands like hotcakes. A few Japanese girls were in the audience battling for Chanel and Chloe, whom I thought might get ugly at one point. Thankfully, James had the sense to hire me some security guards when he was dishing out the employment for the day.

And by 13.30, it was all over. The cash tin was counted, the cheques and credit card slips bundled, and after checking three times, the total for my designer goods at auction was….. £327,089! And no, I’m not kidding. Bear in mind that I have (had!)My collection has some pretty wealthy clients and some retro, authentic pieces; it is still pretty staggering!

Enjoy St. Barnardo’s and SCOPE – two worthy causes.

Whatever takes your fancy…?

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I meet all kinds of people. From Belgravia to Kingston, from New York to Hong Kong. Tall men, short men, confused women and the odd married billionaire; nothing fazes me. As an expensive London escort, I revel in diversity, and in the amount of time that I have been doing this, very little has shocked me or made my eyebrows shoot into my back pocket. I am immune to shock, or so I thought.

I went out on a first date with Marco some time ago when he founded a new record label. He got to mix with some big stars and was so incredibly busy he didn’t have time to find his special someone, so he sought out my services and, residing in Mayfair himself, found my location very convenient. He took me to his label launch party and thrust me into the celebrity world. I was taken aback by his penchant for new and existing acts and quite impressed by his diverse music tastes, or so I thought.

So with date number one complete and afters at a top Knightsbridge hotel, he told me he would call me and arrange some more rendezvous’.

I’ll tell you a little about the man in the music. He’s 43, stunningly handsome, charming, witty and clever. A London man, born and bred and incredibly wealthy, Marco owns homes in Mayfair, Hereford and Surrey in the UK and has an exquisite villa in the South of France and two studios in New York. His music library in his Mayfair penthouse is eclectic and exciting, and I spent a long time looking at the rows of CDs as I was bent over before them…

So, in my unshockable state, I didn’t think anything of it when Marco asked me to come to his study and perch on the edge of his desk whilst he loaded up his state-of-the-art computer and told me that he wanted to show me some artists he loved on YouTube.

I thought it was pretty sweet that he got so excited, and his face turned goofy/childlike as he typed into the search engine… “Best X Factor auditions”. Up popped millions of reality TV gold, and Marco was in his element. He had discussed with me previously what I should wear: underwear to match pop, rock and soul music. I had picked out my finest from Selfridge’s new designer display, and I had no idea I would be checking my Dirty Pretty Things (Soul) camisole to Austin Drage (who?) version of Billie Jean.

As lovely as some of the artists voice’ are, the audience clapping at the end of their performances sure does put a girl off her stride…well, almost.

Swinging fun

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The best nights out are when you must wait for the venue. London holds mystery whether you are going somewhere as mainstream as Chelsea or somewhere lesser known for its nightlife like Sloane Square. My clients live in the more popular areas of the city, and I do like to travel around the capital and see how they live in the uber-posh Belgravia or even my neighbours in Kensington. Not only do my clients live in some gorgeous places, but they know some gorgeous people, and Franc likes to mix quite literally with those attractive others.

So, back to my date in a venue just given out as ‘TBC’. Franc told me the genre, and I love fetish parties with a twist. It got me as excited as the first time Franc ever saw his favourite escort in leather with my hair in pigtails. The beauty of the fetish with a twist is to understand that it’s not all dungeons and underground madness; it’s about following the correct etiquette and thoughtful respect for what you are taking part in.

Some of Franc’s friends hold themed parties in their trendy Kensington apartments, and he has taken me along a few times to get into the swing of things before we hit public gatherings. The good thing about being an open-minded 24-hour escort is that nothing fazes me, and just as well seeing that it’s most certainly a case of ‘what happens in private(s), stays private’. It sounds like my personal elite escort oath…other than sharing my tales of debauchery with you.

Hedonism is, I think, ironically derived from a very playful word meaning “delight”. Believing that you should benefit from anything delightful and pursue pleasure to its fullest is what it’s all about in the beautiful world of anything. What an utterly fabulous way to express yourself as well. I always look forward to pencilling Franc in.

So, should I mix leather and pearls or latex and diamonds? I know… I may blend Franc and his friend Ray.

Lunchtime Treat

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What do you do in your lunch hour? Read the newspaper? Have a sandwich in the office? Maybe you like to step out onto London’s busy streets and clear your head for a while. I bet you didn’t know that our ladies are a stone’s throw away from your usual lunch-break retreat.

Has it ever crossed your mind that some gentlemen like to spend their weekday lunch times in the company of an incall escort? Some rush to meet their delightful London companion at their favourite cafe or restaurant; others indulge in an hour-long in-call at her apartment. The point is wasting precious hours of your day could be a thing of the past. Life does not have to be the same old lunchtime routine with a beautiful 24-hour Companion in your phone book.

You also do not need to worry about the amount of notice your escort will require. We have some escorts who are available at short notice; others may have space in their diary. It is worth asking when you phone to book who is free that day. With over 70 girls on our books, there will be someone for everyone. Our agency is open 24 hours a day, so we are sure there will always be a time for you even if you don’t have your lunch hour at a ‘normal time’.

Beatrice, our hot and saucy Blonde, is one of our escorts in Chelsea. This 24-year-old exhibitionist loves to surprise her clients with naughty lingerie – and what a way to wear it when you have 32C-24-34 statistics! Beatrice is cheeky, fun-loving and very open-minded – just perfect to lighten anyone’s mood and send them back to work for the afternoon …with a grin on their face!

We have many ladies in Chelsea, Kensington, Bayswater, escorts in Lancaster Gate and Baker Street, and most are by tube stations or places that are very easy to get to. So you see, your lunch-time doesn’t have to be a limp sandwich. It could be far more exciting than that – all you need to do is look at our gallery of beautiful ladies, which is sure to get your pulse racing. If you think this is a possibility, then get on the phone now with one of our lovely receptionists who will only be too happy to help you sort out your lunchtime for you.

An Escorts Point Of View

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When I was growing up, I wanted to become a hairdresser. At the age of 13, I decided I wanted to become an actress. By 16, I knew I wanted to use my brain, and by 18, I wanted to go to university. It is funny how, throughout your life, you know what you want to be and not what the future holds or what you will be. I’ve always had a penchant for the finer things in life. My overflowing wardrobe filled with designer goodies also confirmed this. Meeting new people and visiting spectacular places is another favourite pastime, and I think I have accustomed myself to seeing this rather lovely beauty therapist.

Cue my job as a London escort, and what better city to explore all the fineries in than London!! I am fortunate enough to travel all over the world and see the exquisite 7-star resorts in Dubai and go shopping in the famous Big Apple that is New York. My clients are never disappointed as the lovely lady on his arm knows how to hold intelligent conversation and to look utterly fabulous thanks to a good lifestyle and plenty of sleep (and my beauty therapist keeping me silky smooth and coiffed to perfection)

Stumbling across the most beautiful of boutiques with some of my lovely clients in Chelsea or the one I never tell anyone about in Kensington and finding and enjoying many mouth-watering delights in Fulham or Baker Street allows me to see London as the great and cultural city that it is. I’ve always lived in London, but visiting the places I do with some fascinating companions has opened my eyes to what the city holds. I have learned a lot from various clients about London as we have travelled around it, and when I hear the same story time after time, I have perfected the knack of looking like I have listened to the information for the first time. There are only so many times you can hear that there is a plaque in Trafalgar Square denoting the very centre of London. I am professional enough, though, to not make the person who is educating me not to make him feel small and carry on listening to his knowledge of things I know by heart.

When I do have those precious moments to myself, I still like to explore this beautiful city. I know what’s hot and what’s not in London, and when I am on my own, there is no better companion than the city itself.