Discretion at our agency, as you probably know, is paramount. A friend recently asked me, “Isn’t it obvious when you are out with clients on a dinner date or whatever they have hired you?”

I tried not to be offended – my friend is sometimes blunt when asking me nosey questions about my life – I mean, does she think I look apparent? So, I told her, “Do you think I look cheap then?” and she was forced to agree – cheap is the last thing you look at.

Like most expensive escorts, when I go out for dates with clients, I make a considerable effort to ensure my look matches the occasion. I’m familiar with most of the city’s best hotels, restaurants and clubs so I know what to wear. I pick my outfit so that I fit right in. If I have never been to the venue, I phone ahead and find out from the Maitre’d what the dress code is. I pick out jewellery that is expensive but discreet.

I apply make-up highlighting and showcasing my best features, but I always ensure it doesn’t look overdone or tarty. A little well-applied mascara and eyeliner, ba a lusher to highlight my cheekbones and nude or red lipstick is my favoured look.

Beforehand, I’ll often find out a bit about my clients – their interests, their job and where we are going so that there will be plenty that I can talk to my client about. If you saw us out and about, you would think we were an ordinary couple on a date – though, of course, you might look twice at me and envy the man I’m with.

I’ve been on plenty of dates where we have been approached – by a client’s colleagues or friends. I have been in restaurants with clients, for example, and it just so happened that a business acquaintance of my client is in the same venue. I always meet people, so I am accustomed to meeting and greeting people, asking questions and never revealing that I have been hired for the evening.

This happened to me recently. The acquaintance kept staring at me, and then he began asking questions – how did we know each other? Where had we met? How long had we been seeing each other, where did I come from, etc..? I am an expert in dealing with such questions and batting them off.

I answered a few of his questions with my very plausible answers and then employed my favourite fail-safe trick – I turned it round to him, I asked him plenty of questions about himself, and it worked a charm. He lapped up the questions and the attention, and five minutes later, my client and I were able to extricate ourselves from the situation. So you see, it’s a fail-safe plan to book a date with London escorts.